Total votes: 206

If you haven't heard of Sriracha, it's like a sugar-crusted garlic bulb pissing out hot sauce, except, after the first taste, you desperately want to drink this garlic piss and post strange, erotic videos of it on xtube. It also instantly makes you an exotic chef, and ladies love that shit.

You’ve drizzled the addictively spicy chili sauce over your breakfast eggs, noodles, and French fries, but now it’s time to take your Sriracha obsession to bold, new heights. Food writer and trained chef Randy Clemens presents 50 palate-expanding recipes that make the most of Sriracha’s savory punch.

Total votes: 176

If you're gonna get down with Crayola, keep it street.

The Gangsta Rap Coloring Book is just as it sounds: a series of images in thick black lines of the most popular gangsta rappers from hip-hop.

Total votes: 189

Gold! Is there anything it can't do? Shape civilizations: check. Get you laid: double check. Keep a door open? Throw a gold brick at it! This loaf of bullion will keep the hassle out of handles while reinforcing your eccentric billionaire ways with such casual disregard for money.

The Gold Bullion Door Stop is a weighty door stop in the shape of a metallic gold bullion bar! Perfect to use as a paperweight, it is the ultimate house and office accessory!

Total votes: 348

OMG Stink bombs, how juvenile! Oh, yeah? Well, who's the juvenile gagging from the poo-poo stank of 36 stink bombs thrown at your busted Corola right before you meet your new BF's parents? WIN, that's who.

You get a case of 36 viles

Total votes: 226

I won't even start with, "What if you're lost at sea due to some cowardly Italian captain?". Hell no, I'd load up on a fifth of my favorite hooch and be a stumbling, mostly mobile fireworks display cannon. Pew Pew bitches!

The 12-Gauge HP Red Signal Flare Alerter has a corrosion resistant, bandolier that can hold up to 6 high performance signals. Comes with 4-12-gauge high performance red aerial signals. BE CAREFUL!

Total votes: 235

Proselytize on the go with the ultimate combination of stealth and poor taste! Would an officer of the law question a man of God? Hell no, and hell, here we go! Badass, checkpoint friendly and lolz worthy.

Includes: Fake Bible w/Flask Placeholder, Silver Flask

Total votes: 297

Hang in there! I have no idea why I'm including this. Modern hipster art. Great way to gay your roommate's wall. Add even more salt to your soup as your tears drip into a bowl of Ramen, whatever.

Poor puss. He's not sure how he got into the predicament, but he's going to stick it out. This adorable image and message of reassurance are sure to make you chuckle.

Total votes: 324

The only thing more awesome than drinking beer is drinking beer you made yourself. Scorn your friends' commerical Lite beer ways with the tools to outclass, outshine and outdrunk.

This kit includes two of our most popular beer mixes, specifically designed to appeal to the largest number of potential brewers. A great starting point for a beginning and intermediate brewers, it includes two of Mr. Beer's most popular beer mixes as well as everything needed to both brew and bottle your first 2 batches of top-quality beer.

Total votes: 267

The Ninja Coat Hooks will transform your hallway into the scene of a Shanghai back street stand-off. It also holds coats.

Hang up your coat Yakuza style! This Ninja Coat Hook will transform your entry way into a dangerous Tokyo alley. Each metal Ninja Coat Hook has one corner cleverly engineered into a screw, which allows you to fix it securely to the wall or door.

Total votes: 233

Add another notch to your MacGyver skill set with the definitive resource on picking locks. Pick up a $5 set to go with it, and you'll be good to go to pull off Hollywood heists, escape dastardly plans and help sexy neighbors in need.
"But, how do you know how to pick locks??" "Maybe one day I'll tell you, sexy neighbor." **Mysterious seed planted / possible creeper alarms**

...offered in easy-to-follow lessons which allow even beginners to acquire the knowledge very quickly. Everything from straightforward lockpicking to quick-entry techniques like shimming, bumping, and bypassing is explained and shown.

Total votes: 249

Nice buddy grill, man. Here's my pink salt slab dug up by insane sherpas from the cliffs of Mount Everest.

Total votes: 231

Handerpants! Let your digits dangle and your pride fly high as you wear your briefs for all the world to see.

What's cooler than wearing mittens or gloves on your hands? Underpants for your hands, of course! Which is why when you wear the Handerpants, underwear for your hands, you will be styling all over town like nobody's business. Comes in a pair and will fit most normal sized human hands.

Total votes: 218

It's everything you want from Krispy Kreme, except it's closer to your face. Donuts in the shower, anyone?

Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven. Make jelly donuts, puff pancakes, mini cinnamon buns and more. It’s great for snack time, party time or anytime! A handy injector is included to give your donuts a variety of fillings such as jelly, cream or caramel.

Total votes: 303

Impress your meth-cook colleagues with a t-shirt so American, it'd give Mount Rushmore a boner.

This hand dyed shirt features a stunning screen print graphic on a preshrunk, 100% cotton tee. Dyed and printed by the mountain.

Total votes: 272

It's not a fleshlight, but it will probably get you laid. Now you can be the drunken sophisticate, and laugh at your friends paltry choice of 3AM burritos.

Sushezi helps you make perfectly round, restaurant-quality sushi in your own kitchen. The innovative tube is easy to use. Simply fill each half of the plastic tube with rice. Using the included plunger, make grooves in each half and add your other ingredients.

Total votes: 227

From the forgotten interior decorating styles of Tony Montana, this gold plated gem will whisper a subtext of wealth and violence into any negotiation. So gangsta.

Body is die cast aluminum with an over molded polymer coating and gloss 18K gold plated or chrome finish. Matte black plasticized paper shade with an internal gold silk screened or white with an internal silver silk screened.

Total votes: 218

Challenge Accepted.

Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.

Total votes: 252

Why one gallon of hot sauce? Because you're wasted, that's why. Tie a rope around a wing and dunk it down the Mariana Trench of this never-ending ocean of delicious fire.

Frank's Original RedHot Sauce is made with a premium blend of aged cayenne peppers that add a kick of heat and a whole lot of flavor to your favorite foods. It's a recipe that's worked for over 80 years.

Total votes: 255

The final triumph in the ultimate man room, be sure to put a mat down as your friends will spit out their beer in awe and jealousy at this monolith of awesome.

Welcome to your own personal arcade room. The 80s and early 90s are known as the Golden Age of Arcade Games for that eras outstanding output of fun, creative, and addictive video games. The Arcade Legends 3 Upright Multi-Game Video Arcade Game Machine collects over 120 of the greatest, most groundbreaking titles in history, such as Street Fighter II, Asteroids, Ghosts n Goblins, and Centipede.

Total votes: 158

It covers all the kinds of hangovers that might rear their head the next morning, and if you can handle getting out of bed, you can cook the medicine for what ails ya.

Everything you need to know to assess, understand, and improve a hangover is here: dozens of comforting recipes, very clever graphic tests for analyzing your state of mind, and quizzes for tracking your progress.

Total votes: 96

Emulate the savage, jungle tribes of Borneo with your own blow-dart gun! Just rub one dart on the back of a poison frog, and go hunting for small, forest mammals. Or just run havoc in your backyard with old beer cans. Either scenerio is awesome.

Includes 12 target darts, 2 custom quivers, a foam contoured grip, safety mouthpiece and muzzle guard. Hang packaged. Made in U.S.A.

Total votes: 101

Name your own star! When you look at the night sky, you can point towards your own piece of intersteller property, a named relic forever passed down until colonized by man in the year 5014, "Yes, I'm a founding father of system Dickpunch."

Or, instead of a skeezy box of Russel Stover's, buy your GF a star, and point it out one fall night at the top of Makeout Point. BOOM. Whatever you want to name it, it's yours.

Total votes: 126

If you put vodka in it, would it be Russian roulette? Eh? Eh? ಠ_ಠ

Class it up with the gambling game of the monied, except the wager is your liver and the winnings are seeing your buddies suffer.
Includes 16 numbered shot glasses and 2 metal roulette balls. Measures 11-1/2 inches in diameter, 1-3/4 inches tall. Gift boxed.

Total votes: 201

Finally! A dinner question that doesn't end in vacantly staring at the Domino's Pizza Tracker progress bar. Juan, forgive me.

Don’t know what to make for dinner? Is every evening an occasion for duress and deliberation? No more! What the F*@# Should I Make For Dinner? gets everyone off their a**es and in the kitchen.

Total votes: 113

Pocket survival at its finest, this wicked multitool will fit in your wallet and save your ass from all kinds of boxes, ropes and rogue tomatoes that need immediate slicing.

The Tool Logic Credit Card Companion is a multifunction tool card with ten features. It feautes a 2-inch Inch serrated blade and precision folding scissors. It also has an 8-time magnifying power lens and compass. It is a combination can/bottle opener/awl and has a Flat screwdriver, tweezers and toothpick. The tool card is ultra-light at just 1.3-ounces.

Total votes: 281

When the shit hits the fan, whether it's an earthquake, flood, undead invasion or 30 ft. Snooki terrorizing Manhattan, you need to be prepared. It's kinda the most basic man mantra a man can have. And now you will.

Each kit contains enough emergency supplies to sustain two people for three days, as recommended by the American Red Cross.

Total votes: 116

GODDAMN, I've always wanted to build a log cabin with whatever I have in my pocket, and now I can!

Previously available only to the military and professionals, now everyone can enjoy the speed and convenience of owning a Chainmate survival saw. Flexible, chain blade saw comes in belt loop pouch. Cuts fast & easy.

Total votes: 221

OOPS - I gave you AIDS! Perfect for Valentine's Day.

Super Hot Plush Toy - They are all the rage! Cute and Educational. Laugh with your friends & family as you give them something unique!

Total votes: 103

Star Wars chop sticks. Heck yes. Now I can be a hipster AND a nerd.

A Kotobukiya Japanese import
Continues the hit series of collectible, Star Wars-themed chopsticks
Measure 9" long

Total votes: 234

If you ever plan on avenging the death of your father, you need a plan to scale the fortress walls of your enemies. Enter the grappling hook. Batman has one. Do you?

Specially designed grappling hook folds down for compact and easy carrying. With a few twists the 4 carbon steel talons can be locked into position assuring a safe assent. Best yet, it is rated to over 800 pounds and comes with 33 ft. of tough braided nylon rope.

Total votes: 160

I don't understand it, and I don't need to.

We've discovered yet another universal truth - a person wearing a Horse Head Mask looks downright disturbing. But don't take our word for it, wear this latex mask with realistic fur mane to your next social function and watch as people scramble to avoid you. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag.

Total votes: 96

When you shoot it, it bleeds, and if it bleeds you can kill it. Get your practice in before it's too late, and remember to double tap.

The Zombie targets are life sized, three dimensional tactical mannequins that "bleed" pink blood when you shoot them using our Patent Pending technology. All of the Zombies are painted as you would expect a Zombie to look, diseased skin, jaundice colored eyes with blood dripping from their mouths, as if they just finished gnawing off their last victims leg.

Total votes: 175

It won't cure a hangover, but it will beat it into submission. Great for vacations, weekends and Tuesday $1 pitcher nights.

Drinkwel is the 1st daily multivitamin created specifically for healthy people who drink. Its ingredients replenish nutrients, support healthy liver function, help process alcohol induced toxins, and more.* Our 30-ingredient multivitamin was created by two UC Berkeley graduates and was formulated by two different doctors.

Total votes: 127

Even your balls will grow a lumberjack's beard when you tear through this blustering, beef-fueled bonanza . A++

This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. This book is only for the saltiest, hairiest, most rugged son of a bitch out there.

Total votes: 115

Who wants dessert??? Who wants to get drunk??? It's about time the invisible, shaking hand of the market met this demand.

These gourmet chocolate bottles are filled with luscious liqueurs from the finest makers in the world. This beautiful gift box contains 64 Chocolate Liqueur filled bottles.

Total votes: 247

LOL I PUT YOUR STAPLER IN JELLO! Bitch, I built a catapult, prepare to die.

Toy designer John Austin provides detailed, step-by-step instructions for each project, including materials and ammo lists, clear diagrams, and construction tips, for mayhem-loving MacGyvers. The 35 devices include catapults, slingshots, minibombs, darts, and combustion shooters.

Total votes: 216

Everyone knows a Smashley, and her embarrassing array of Facebook photos remains incomplete until you buy this. The hottest house party accessory since plastic red cups.

This large mold, looking like a luge course at the Winter Olympics, fills with water, pops into the freezer for 24 hours to thoroughly freeze, and creates the most-talked-about party centerpiece in years. Drink shots poured in the top of the two chutes not only chill on their way downhill but can be raced against each other to see which one spills into the waiting glass first.

Total votes: 180

Embarrass your girlfriend and impress your cat. The force never felt so soft. There's only one question: best robe or greatest robe?

What could be better on an evening than strutting around in your Jedi robe, making sure your Lightsaber doesn't inadvertently pop out due to your lack of jimmy-jams? The Jedi Dressing Gown is made of soft 100% cotton velour and has a Jedi logo embroidered on the front. The bath robe's large hood, sash belt and wide sleeves are classic features of a Jedi robe.

Total votes: 185

The Titanic - destroyed by ice and now memorialized in it, this ice cube tray will sink your wits with the 20th century's most iconic failure. All aboard the drunk boat!

A novel conversation piece and cocktail party icebreaker, the Gin & Titonic Ice Cube Tray is made of ice blue, food-safe synthetic rubber and features four ocean liners and four icebergs. This ice cube tray is sure to add some grim humor to your next event—the iceberg shaped ice cube floats while the Titanic-inspired ocean liner gently lists.

Total votes: 195

Whether you want white-eyed revenge on a deep-sea kraken or just to be the gnarliest dude on the block, every bro will proclaim, "Holy shit! You own a spear gun?!" Why yes, yes I do.

Handles and muzzles made of black ABS plastic for long life and durability
Triggers made of hardened stainless steel
Shafts made of hardened spring stainless steel

Total votes: 167

Bacon. Frosting. Even the bacon slice is cannibalizing his brothers in an orgy of savory and sweet. PROTIP: Inject in donut holes for maximum eye-crossing flavor.

This dark red bacon-flavored frosting is a dream come true. Keep a tube of Bacon Frosting on hand to finish off a dessert masterpiece, add sweet smoky delight to any dish, or indulge in a delicious squirt right onto your tongue (like we do).

Total votes: 128

Brass knucks for your red meat diet. Muscle Milk optional.

Give your meat a punch! Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer. Looks just like traditional brass knuckles but instead of "knuckles" there is a tenderizer grid.

Total votes: 217

One time my drunk roommate accidently stabbed with me a ninja sword. Now, since I nearly avoided death as it slid off my lower ribs, I have a gnarly scar and a story no one can top. Oh, car accident you say? I was stabbed with a KATANA. BEAT THAT WHEELCHAIR!

The blade of the sword is constructed from carbon steel and features a visible temper line. The blade is full tang. The saya is wooden with a dark stained finish. The saya has been crafted to contour the shape of the blade. And fits seamlessly into the handle.

Total votes: 236

Zombie hunting at midnight? Creepin' on your unattainable neighbor? NIGHT VISION credits you an automatic +5 badass with its penetration of all things unilluminated.

Uses IR technology for binocular night vision. See up to 50 feet in complete darkness. Will even fit over many small frame glasses.

Total votes: 160

It's cheaper than a Swiffer and does the work for you. How do you always have the cleanest floors? You shuffle out of bed every morning, that's how.

Our dust mop slippers free your hands for other chores. No more kneeling and stooping to clean those out of the way places! Simply slip on these convenient slippers for a clean and sparkling for. Dust the floor while you walk. Each order contains 1 pair of dust mop slippers. One size fits all.