Gold! Is there anything it can't do? Shape civilizations: check. Get you laid: double check. Keep a door open? Throw a gold brick at it! This loaf of bullion will keep the hassle out of handles while reinforcing your eccentric billionaire ways with such casual disregard for money.
The Gold Bullion Door Stop is a weighty door stop in the shape of a metallic gold bullion bar! Perfect to use as a paperweight, it is the ultimate house and office accessory!